In this unfortunate news update I am saddened to tell you that I needed to evict my car spider using deadly force today. He decided that instead of staying in the driver side mirror as agreed, he would move inside the car-thus becoming a squatter. Even this would have been okay had he kept to himself and stayed out of sight. But alas, he decided to build a gigantic web across the entire dash/windshield area that was invisible in the poor lighting of the underground garage at work. So upon entrance to my car this evening, I sit and look forward directly at him suspended in front of me. To say that he startled me would be an understatement. He paid the ultimate price for his mistake and lies crushed on the parking garage floor.....
Posted on: Fri, 06 Sep 2013 00:31:38 +0000
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