In todays Totally Made-Up News: Kentucky Fried Chicken franchises all across the Nation reported record sales today, stemming from an earlier television broadcast in which First Lady Michele Obama announced that everybody who voted for a Democrat today would be allowed to use their food stamps to purchase a bucket of watermelon flavored chicken nuggets during the hours of the day when everybody else was at work. A spokesman for KFC, who did not wish to be identified on TMU News on account of the reporter who is actually working this story is a well-known beer swiller who doesnt have much use for chicken anyway, reported that Sales are going through the roof, and that The entire chicken-eating community probably owes a deep debt of gratitude to the American taxpayers who are actually paying the tab for all these worthless bums.
Posted on: Wed, 05 Nov 2014 02:07:57 +0000