In todays Totally Made-Up News, (Not Really): Scientists from the World Meteorological Society, in an effort to convince people who dont believe their local television weatherman that Climate Change is very REAL and DANGEROUS to our way of life, reported today in a heart gripping factual story on how they dont figure the highly regarded Coffee Bean will be able to survive much longer under the rapidly increasing global warmth that us stupid humans are creating, leaving future generations of millions of Americans unable to have their Morning Joe. The scientists all had many different theories on just exactly how this catastrophe would take place, but all seemed to be in general agreement that giving more of your money to the liberal democrats in Our government was the only sure-fire fix for the time being, though they failed to explain WHY people who tend to want to keep their money out of the governments hands have inadvertently declared a War on coffee beans.
Posted on: Tue, 01 Apr 2014 00:23:23 +0000
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