In trouble with our lady friends over the border with this one! May have to disappear sharpish! NOW THE ADVERT! IN THE MEANTIME DONT FORGET THURSDAY 27TH MARCH 7pm, AT HAIGYS WHERE ILL BE DISPLAYING PICTURES TAKEN BY MY GOOD SELF FROM THE LATE 60S, THE EVENT PROMISES TO ATTRACT A WHOLE CAST OF BRADFORD NOBODYS INCLUDING PETER WIGHTMAN, COUNCILLOR GEOFF REID, COUNCILLOR JOHN PENNINGTON, DAVE CELEBRITY GATECRASHER METCALF AND HIS GOOD LADY WIFE SHEILA, ALONG WITH OTHER NOBODYS WHO DONT KNOW IF THERE ATTENDING, OR INDEED SHOULD THEY BE ATTENDING (CAN YOU BLAME THEM!), MY GOOD SELF I LIST AMONGST THE ABOVE!!! TRY TO MAKE IT, VIEW THE PICTURES, MEET OTHER NOBODYS, JUST COME FOR A GOOD BRADFORD EVENING OUT, SECURITY WILL BE ON THE DOOR TO GIVE PEOPLE WHO LOOK A LITTLE ODD, A GOOD KICKING, JUST IN CASE!!! Regards Martin BRADFORDEYE NOW THE JOKE! A Scottish Cow The only cow in a small town in Ireland stopped giving milk. Then the town folk found they could buy a cow in Scotland quite cheaply. So, they brought the cow over from Scotland. It was absolutely wonderful, it produced lots of milk every day and everyone was happy. They bought a bull to mate with the cow to get more cows, so theyd never have to worry about their milk supply again. They put the bull in the pasture with the cow but whenever the bull tried to mount the cow, the cow would move away. No matter what approach the bull tried, the cow would move away from the bull, and he was never able to do the deed. The people were very upset and decided to go to the Vet, who was very wise, tell him what was happening and ask his advice. Whenever the bull tries to mount our cow, she moves away. If he approaches from the back, she moves forward. When he approaches her from the front, she backs off. If he attempts it from the one side, she walks away to the other side. The Vet rubbed his chin thoughtfully and pondered awhile this before asking, Did you by chance, buy this cow in Scotland? The people were totally dumbfounded, since no one had ever mentioned that they had brought the cow over from Scotland. You are truly a very wise Vet, they said. How on earth did you know we got the cow from Scotland? The Vet replied with a far-away distant look in his eye: My wife is from Scotland
Posted on: Thu, 13 Mar 2014 10:08:02 +0000
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