Indian Economic Models Kerala : You have 2 cows. You give one to your neighbor. West Bengal : You have two cows. You go on strike, organize a riot, and block the roads, because you want three cows. North East You have 2 cows. The State takes both, shoots one, milks the other and then throws the milk away. Gujarat You have two cows.You sell one and buy a bull. Your herd multiplies, and the economy grows. You sell them and retire on the income. Maharashtra You have 2 cows. Your neighbor has none. You vote people into office who taxyour cows, forcing you to sell one to raise money to pay for the tax. The people you voted for then take the tax money and buy a cow and give it to your neighbor. You feel righteous. Gurgaon You have two cows. You sell one, and force the other to produce the milk of four cows. Later, you hire a consultant to analyse why the cow has dropped dead. Bihar You have two cows, but you don’t know where they are. Uttar Pradesh You have two cows. You have 300 people milking them. You claim that you have full employment and high bovine productivity. You arrest the newsman who reported the real situation. Punjab You have two cows. Business not do very well. you sell both the cows and buy buffallos. business picks up. soon you party on a new punjabi song : Chad Cow.. peg pao. Kashmir You have two cows borrowed from HP and Punjab. You eat both of them. The banks call to collect their milk, but you cannot deliver so you call the Planning Commission. The Planning Commission loans you two cows. You eat both of them. The banks and the Banks want to collect their milk and you fight with them. then you involve UN, Human Rights commission, Hurriyat, JKLF, and it becomes an international issue. there are demonstrations and bandhs. in the end the home ministry and finance ministry gives you two more cows and deploys the army, bsf, crpf and police to stop you from eating it.
Posted on: Wed, 04 Sep 2013 06:54:14 +0000
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