Insomnia idea for a TV show: Paul Merton and Ian Hislop compete in a series of Apprentice style challenges, each week a different docu-friendly location and with a different theme: Have I Got Shoes For You, in which Paul and Ian must gather as many pairs of shoes as possible for footballing kids in two of the favelas of Rio...Have I Got Cruise For You, in which Cowboy Builders style Paul and Ian must each try to get for free the best possible cruise holiday experience for elderly or infirm couples who had holiday plans ruined.....Have I Got Booze For You where Paul and Ian compete to raise the most revenue from running five off licences each - the catch being theyre all in ridiculous places such as oil rigs, remote Scottish islands. Iran, and so on.......Have I Got Loos For You, similar to the Shoes episode its a straight forward race to build a row of toilets for a village but ones in the developed world and ones in the developing world; the budget could be the average annual wage, for example......Have I Got Jews For You, slightly controversial, in which Paul and Ian must play Yenta for two Jewish families and find each a successful date for a socially awkward child who the parents are trying to shift out of the family home......Have I Got Moose For You, in which Paul and Ian must be the first to transport a moose from a zoo in Europe to be released into the wild in Canada....... Have I Got Views For You, in which the chaps have to turn politically and socially disengaged teenagers from different backgrounds into debate teams to compete against each other in a genuine competition,,,,,,and finally Have I Got Snooze For You, in which they compete to see who can generate the most hours of sleep from a group of Insomniacs using a variety of traditional, new age, modern medicinal, and other remedies.
Posted on: Mon, 21 Oct 2013 00:30:30 +0000
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