Instead of water-boarding, the Shabak has instituted cholent - TopicsExpress



          

Instead of water-boarding, the Shabak has instituted cholent boarding where the subject is strapped to a slanted board, feet up, and force-fed Hungarian cholent and kishkas until he confesses. Up side: the longest time any witness has held out was 13 minutes. Down side: Under this enhanced interrogation technique, the subject will admit to anything. So far, suspects have confessed to shooting JR, kidnapping the Lindbergh baby, setting the Chicago fire, assassinating Lincoln, starting the Boxer Rebellion, sinking the Titanic and committing the Leopold & Loeb murder. Shabak is reviewing the effectiveness of this method and may switch to marinated herring tidbits.
Posted on: Thu, 19 Jun 2014 11:58:36 +0000

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