Insults and trash talk from tennis players; 1] Musumba Bwayla is a stupid man and a hopeless player, he has a huge nose and is crossed eyed, and girls hate him, said Lighton Ndefwayl. He beat me because my jockstrap was too tight and because when he serves he farts, and that made me lose my concentration, for which I am famous throughout Zambia. 2] John McEnroe, while losing to Brad Gilbert at Madison Square Garden in the 1980s: Gilbert, you dont deserve to be on the same court with me. Youre the worst, the f***ing worst. 3] Andre Agassi on Pete Sampras: Pete sounds more robotic than a parrot. I envy Petes dullness. I wish I could emulate his spectacular lack of inspiration, and his peculiar lack of need for inspiration. 4] What Anna Kournikova said to Martina Hingis after losing 6-0 to her at the junior US Open: You won, but Im prettier and more marketable than you. John McEnroe after a Czech opponent inadvertently struck him with a tennis ball: Youll be sorry you hit me you f***ing communist a*****e. 5] John McEnroe give his thoughts on Ivan Lendl: Ive got more talent in my pinkie than Lendl has in his whole body. The guy hasnt been good for tennis. Hes been so selfish. And hes certainly not the kind of guy who brings oyt the best in others. Hes hurt the popularity of the game so much. Do you like a robot being the world number 1? 6] Alla Kudryavtsevas 2nd round victory over Maria Sharapova at the 2008 Wimbledon Championships was inspired by a loathing of the Serbianss tuxedo top and shorts outfit: It was very pleasant to beat Maria. Why? I dont like her outfit. Shes brave enough to experiment and I give her credit for that, but the outfit was a little bit too much of everything. It was 1 of the motivations to beat her. 7] Roger Federer on British tennis: How long is it since a British man won a grand slam? Like, 150,000 years. 8] Boris Becker on Pat Cash after beating him at Wimbledon in the late 1980s Cash is not 1 of my favourite people. Hes 1 of the most aggressive, obnoxious players. I dont talk to him very often and Im not the only 1. 9] Jimmy Connors to John McEnroe: Shut up. Grow up. Youre a baby. Ive got a son your age.
Posted on: Tue, 29 Oct 2013 15:55:52 +0000
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