Interested in having me perform at your event or venue ? Non negotiable conditions for performing : 1- Must be transported to and from event in a limo full of high end hookers .. not to be confused with *high hookers 2- Must have my own dressing room , included will be neatly stacked piles of hand rolled burritos and joints no less than but not to exceed 3 feet high ... 3- Venue will provide one albino buffalo and platinum plated chariot to bring me out onto the stage 5- contract entitling me to the venue owners soul and guardianship of their first born child 6- pay me
Posted on: Mon, 06 Oct 2014 21:44:56 +0000