Interesting Puns:(The pun, also called paronomasia, is a form of word play that suggests two or more meanings, by exploiting multiple meanings of words, or of similar-sounding words, for an intended humorous or rhetorical effect) I tried to catch some fog. I mist. · When chemists die, they barium. · Jokes about German sausage are the wurst. · A soldier who survived mustard gas and pepper spray is now a seasoned veteran. · I know a guy whos addicted to brake fluid. He says he can stop any time. · How does Moses make his tea? Hebrews it. · I stayed up all night to see where the sun went. Then it dawned on me. · This girl said she recognized me from the vegetarian club,but Id never met herbivore. · Im reading a book about anti-gravity. I cant put it down. · I did a theatrical performance about puns. It was a play on words . · They told me I had type A blood, but it was a type-O. · I didnt like my beard at first. Then it grew on me. · A cross-eyed teacher lost her job because she couldnt control her pupils? · When you get a bladder infection, urin trouble. . I wondered why the ball was getting bigger. Then it hit me! · Broken pencils are pointless. · What do you call a dinosaur with an extensive vocabulary? A thesaurus. · England has no kidney bank, but it does have a Liverpool . · I used to be a banker, but then I lost interest. · I dropped out of communism class because of lousy Marx. · I took the job at a bakery because I kneaded dough. · Velcro - what a rip off! · Cartoonist found dead in home. Details are sketchy.
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