Interesting facts that came to my mind at 5am- 1. As I lay here, - TopicsExpress



          

Interesting facts that came to my mind at 5am- 1. As I lay here, trying to sleep, I can hear my new mechanical heart valve clicking. Its peaceful, yet scary as hell at the same time.... Gentlemen, we can rebuild him. We have the technology. We have the capability to make the worlds first bionic man. 2. There is a police officer posted outside the room next to me. The patient is shackled to the bed. Im not sure if hes a prisoner or if he just has worse health insurance than I do. 3. I havent shit in 5 days. So apparently Lazy Asshole is in fact a real medical term. 4. I just watched Transformers 4 again, and I have to change my initial review of the film. Its actually not bad when youre loaded up on hospital pain killers. 5. I never thought I would enjoy laying in bed, naked except for a tiny gown. And I was right.... But you know who hates it more than me? Every. Single. Person. that walks into this room.
Posted on: Sun, 31 Aug 2014 10:23:35 +0000

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