Internal Memo FROM: HUSBAND TO: ALL DEPENDANTS,RELATIVES N FRIENDS. Cc:WIFE subject: 2014 budget. Financial meltdown/cost cutting measures 4 4ua urgent attention. REVISED RULES 4 2014 1.The kitchen n all pantries are declared restricted zones. Entry and or passage shall require express permision from me upon submission of a written doc. 2.Breakfast is banned.this matter cannot be discussed. 3.Such food items as rice,chicken,bread,butter,egg,milk and jam ard restricted. Anyone intending to eat such foodstuffs must write 2me in triplicate with 3 days notice giving justification backed by a qualified dietricians report as a supportive doc. 4.watering with horsepipe is banned. Only food-giving plants shall be watered. 5.Bathing in the morning is ltd to 5ltrs per day per person while bathing in the evening is banned unless there are medical reasons. 6.All security lights should be removed with immediate effect. 7.NO dependants shall entertain friends indoors,far less attempts to offer food,drinks or even music. Those who want their guests entertained should sing to them. 8.No one is allowed to talk to officials from police,council or court baillifs.otherwise ull be expelled. 9.Anyone who breaks a glass,furniture or any item in the house shall immediately have to seek a temporary employment somewhere to earn money to replace such broken items. 10.ALL vistors intending to spend a night,a week or more shall apply in triplicate and give 2 month notice with an endosement from their town county rep,village chief or pastor giving a convincing reasons as to why theyd not be at their homes. OBSERVE ALL THE RULES TO AVOID ANY INCONVINIENCE
Posted on: Sat, 29 Mar 2014 13:18:18 +0000
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