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Into a Belfast pub comes Paddy Murphy, looking like hed just been run over by a train. His arm is in a sling, his nose is broken, His face is cut and bruised and hes walking with a limp What happened to you? asks Sean, the bartender. Jamie OConner and me had a fight, says Paddy. That little shit, OConner, says Sean, He couldnt do that to you. He must havehad something in his hand. That he did, says Paddy, a shovel is what he had, and a terrible lickin he gave me with it. Well, says Sean, you should have defended yourself, didnt you have something in your hand? That I did, said Paddy. Mrs. OConners breast, and a thing of beauty it was, but useless in a fight.
Posted on: Wed, 26 Mar 2014 23:46:45 +0000

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