Is your Mother UGANDAN? If you aren’t sure…this is how you verify it: 1. You Know Your Mother Is Ugandan if she has a drawer or a place for keeping paper bags after buying something in it. 2. You Know Your Mother Is Ugandan if when she beats you up she says okaaba kki nga sinaba nakukuuba? 3. You Know Your Mother Is Ugandan when she beats you with pauses; ani *slap* yakugamba *kick* okikole! *pinch* 4. You Know Your Mother Is Ugandan if she has ever tried to remove anything that looks like dirt from your face with her saliva, even a birthmark. 5. You Know Your Mother Is Ugandan if after whipping you she threatens you with, ate sikuwulira nga okaaba 6. You Know Your Mother Is Ugandan If you accidentally break utensils made of glass she reacts with menya...byona obimalewo 7. You Know Your Mother Is Ugandan if she has special plates and cups different levels of guests 8. You Know Your Mother Is Ugandan when even after you’ve grown up… she still sits you down and plaits your hair. 9. You Know Your Mother Is Ugandan if she ever told you bwemba sinze maama wo...kigezeko 10. You Know Your Mother Is Ugandan when you are Ibrahim/ Bridget, and she tells you mugambe mama buli yaakutumye 11. You Know Your Mother Is Ugandan if she has a list of neighbors and relatives where you should not dare step into.ate nkulabe ngotwala yyo obugulu bwo 12. You Know Your Mother Is Ugandan When she calls you from the bedroom to bring her something that is right there on the table. 14. You Know Your Mother Is Ugandan if she threatens to hit you by actually hitting you! 15. You Know Your Mother Is Ugandan when she buys you oversize (mwana akula) uniform and says eyo ojakwambala paka lwonomala okusoma 16. You Know Your Mother Is Ugandan if you do something wrong she says while whipping you tukuba ddalu sigwe 17. You Know Your Mother Is Ugandan when she is invited to a party and when she returns, she brings you the entire menu and soda in a paperbag or borrowed container. #mwesigwaHerbert the comedian!
Posted on: Thu, 28 Aug 2014 06:38:57 +0000
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