It always cracks me up reading the statuses about finding true - TopicsExpress



          

It always cracks me up reading the statuses about finding true love, souls connecting, hearts beating as one etc etc. Its such an errant illusion. Let me sum up true love for you: Are you able to fart in front of your significant other? At some point your stomach, colon and intestines WILL betray you. Will you love them if they lose all limbs and have to blow themselves around in a mouth controlled wheelchair? Butt to wipe, drool to catch. True love aint pretty. Does your crazy get along well with their crazy? Do your demons play cowboys and Indians well with their demons? Does your joint baggage make a fantastic matching travel set?
Posted on: Wed, 09 Apr 2014 18:03:39 +0000

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