It be bout as bad as it could be Seem eberypawdy buggin me Like nuffin want tu goes mai way Yeah, it just ain’t been mai day Nuffin’s commin easily Eben mai skin be actin weird Ai wish dat ai could gwow da beard Den ai could cubber up mai spots Not pway connect da dots Ai just wants tu disappears Up, up, up Can ownly goes up frum here Up, up, up Where da cwouds gonna clear Up, up Dere no way but ups frum here **shimmi shakes intu da kitchen** Ai weally likes dat Shania Twain. Her gots da gweat voice n da gud songs tu. **fixes da bloody mousie** Dese speedo wearers gettin da bolder n bolder. Why dey be wearin dem on da public beaches n da pawks on dere picynik blankies wif none da weserbations. We eben gots da doggie in da stwiped speedos. Now ai got fibe dem in da Slammer. Poor Coopie, him gots da paws full takin da care of dem awl. Da ebidence locker gettin full. It da weal mess. Now, if ai can just finds who be dealin in dem speedos maibee ai gets dis epidemic stopped afore it get werse. We gots fwee of dem frum da same fambly locked up. Ai haved tu goes n tawks tu dat fambly tu makes shur dere be none da uther offenders dere. At least da twolls been kinda quiet. Not bery many runnin round tuday, course dey neber weally disappears. Dere wuz da one dat just enjoy da hollerin at fowlkes bout anything dey do. Dese da kind dat get on mai nerbes. Dey enjoys da cwiticizin in da werst way, eben when it be da totawly uncawled fur. brudder Freddie been be bery gud tu da fambly doin da job of keepin stuff in order fur us at da home. It be no wunder dat him get so tired summ da time. Ai spents da xtra time at home just sos him could gets dat little xtra nap in Tuinite ai gonna rest up sos ai can welieves da boy Coopie after hims shift at da Slammer. **puts da pen n da journal away, paws Sammis pikature** Ai hopes dese speedo biolators not keeps it up, dey gonna runs Coopie wagged. Ai knows yu gonna be watchin when we hav yur Angelversary pawdy alongs wif Coopies Adoptaversary pawty at da same time. Dere be gud tu boff dem occasions. Ai knows yu feelin young n chasin dem flutterbys again. Gudnite brudder **sits back n dwinks da Bloody Mousie**
Posted on: Fri, 22 Aug 2014 06:53:32 +0000
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