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It dawned on me late last night that my Christmas cards for Britain and Ireland might be a bit late this year. And so I wrote a letter to Santa. I simply explained my predicament and asked if, on his rounds, he wouldnt mind dropping them off in person. I asked if he would let me know by 11am today. I have to tell you now that no such undertaking has been received, and that consequently this individual is at war with Santa Claus. A later letter from me offering to expose his non existence to the ENTIRE Facebook friends list of mine resulted in a pile of bright red reindeer poo on my doorstep! I am suitably reprimanded!! PLAN B: Hoping to get to a Post Office later today. Then my cards will be on their way!!!
Posted on: Mon, 22 Dec 2014 00:08:39 +0000

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