It has taken #Spanners intervention, three cobs of maize from Topista, a tumbler of makhalange from Makareta and two sips of boiled mashroom soup from the Son of Elukhunje before I finally decided to embarrass myself here. However, I wish to also state that this is not entirely my doing, blame the son of Mhubiri (Makareta calls him Atfise Mundalo), Mark Quenja, Allan Sifuna (a famous circumcision soloist) and Allan Boneshaker for the following happening. A few weeks back, #Talent_House_Production (reknowned comedy manufactures) honoured my ego when they asked me to judge their first set of Auditions for the campus tour. However, this people are not kind. On the day that I was supposed to be important, I arrived at K.U earlier than Faiba (Ferasitikas girlfriend dog, ref to Advice Mundalo) So, sitting at the shopping center, I was not aware that apart from a mission against my rotating poetry (as one #Quenja likes abusing me and Quenja must know I do not take this kindly) #THP had organized with local ants (Spanner calls them Siafu) to take strategic positions in my trousers. I swear it wasnt chawa! So, there the time comes and importantly the Auditionees arrive. Meanwhile I am sitted between a respected lady in the theater #SuzanNzuki and a respected comedian #Boneshaker... And just then, the first ant attacks... Then the second... Ouch! You see, I have no problem with an ant biting me, but biting my privacy .... Noooo! no! However, instead of pressing the ants, I ended up applying violence on my future children ... It is because of this that you may realize I do not see eye to eye with the son of Mhubiri..
Posted on: Thu, 26 Jun 2014 18:01:43 +0000
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