It is a momentous day for local conservationists as wild GRAVYs have once again been spotted in their natural habitat, Vera Pizzeria! After seeing populations decimated by weekend gigs and the callous progression of the lunar calendar, conditions are once again prime in this fertile, cocktail-rich oasis in the heart of the Elmwood Village. Experts report that the next two Mondays will offer spectacular viewing opportunities, and there is rampant speculation that the riveting mating ritual of the male Gravyus jazzicus will be on full display, featuring peculiar combinations of familiar melodic cliches and masterful rearrangements of the 12-note Western classical system. Come catch a glimpse of this rare phenomenon for yourself tonight from 10 - 12 while feasting on local, free-range punch and pie!
Posted on: Mon, 10 Nov 2014 18:31:13 +0000
Trending Topics
Recently Viewed Topics
© 2015