It is day number 5 of the ancient head explosion plague. I have grown quite tired of this and now have a list of demands to aid in my recovery. I demand your deepest sympathies during this time. The salt water gargle is almost too much for me to handle. I require all of your undivided attention. Seriously, all of it. Hey! Look at me! Its a very tragic time. I demand someone clean my house and fold the laundry. Fresh flowers would probably chase away this disease (I read in a science journal somewhere that a combination of lilies, tulips and sunflowers eradicates most ancient plagues). A bunch (thats an exact measurement) of sushi and sautéed broccoli is helpful too Ive heard. With a lot of wasabi mixed in to the soy sauce. Oh and fried rice with shrimp sauce, that was just announced in a breaking news report. I just read in a medical book that giving money to those diseased with the ancient head explosion plague makes them feel better. So please, find it in your hearts to reach out to me during this troubling time. I may not make it to lunch time.
Posted on: Thu, 09 Oct 2014 12:22:07 +0000
Trending Topics
Recently Viewed Topics
© 2015