It is two AM and I wake up from a deep sleep with a strange gut feeling. I got out of bed and went into the garage and turned the lights on. There was a scurrying sound outside of the side door. I grabbed the nearest weapon, my compound bow and loaded a “razor point”. I yanked the door open and before me was a figure clad in some kind of suit. I had no idea of what it was and begin to fear it. From the front of the thing some strange noised began to be projected towards me. I had no idea of what was going on. Then a second figure appeared with something attached to what looked like a hand. The thing began to slowly point the device in my direction. I loosed my first arrow into the chest of the figure nearest me and as it fell down, I used the bow as a club to incapacitate the other one. Now with both figures laying on the ground and emitting some fouls smelling brown fluid on the concrete, I heard a distant voice calling my name. I slowly regain consciousness and recognize my wife’s voice. I now realize that my compound bow is nowhere in sight and the side door to the garage is open. I peer outside and see two piles of covered wood sitting on stands. My wife explains to me that I had fallen asleep while watching the Sci Fi channel and had an “experience”. Gotcha, I lied Nite nitey all!
Posted on: Mon, 13 Oct 2014 04:21:26 +0000
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