It is, without question, the worst movie Ive ever seen in my entire life. Save your money. If you set your house on fire, and watch it burn for two hours, you will be better entertained than if you see this movie. Rent Smokey and the Bandit II and watch it for a better quality film. Do you have videotape of your grandmother being slowly tortured to death? Watch it instead of this film. You will be far happier at the end of the evening than I am now. Watch a Louis Bunuel film backwards at high speed and you will have a more comprehensible story line. There is more character development in Duck Dynasty than in this film. If you have ever read and enjoyed a comic book, then you cannot and of necessity will not enjoy this film. Hamster Vice, a comic I purchased in 1984, is 10,000 times higher quality than this movie. This movie makes Independence Day look Oscar worthy. It is bad. It is lame. It is awful. One character in the movie has the superpower of making others vomit. He is the most compelling character in the film. Paul Rubens as the Spleen in Mystery Men is so much more than any character in this movie could be. Thought Halle Berry could not possibly appear in a film worse than Catwoman? Put your mind at ease. I have seen it, and we should all chant the names of the Ancient Ones in order to wake them from sleep and save our children from the nightmare that is this movie. Yuck.
Posted on: Fri, 23 May 2014 21:59:45 +0000
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