It was Open Day on the farm and visitors were being taken round on guided tours. One group was led by a simple minded youth and in the party was a ventriloquist who thought he’d have some fun. Arriving at the horses, the ventriloquist used his voice to make it look as if the horse was saying “Hello there, welcome to our farm.” They moved on to the cows and he made one of the cows look as if it was saying “They’ve moved us onto the worst field in the farm.” Then the pigs said, “Yes, but it’s that dog keeps upsetting the young ones.” By this time the simple farmhand is sweating with anxiety. “Now look here,” he says to the group as they move towards the sheep pen. “Don’t believe a word those sheep tell you
Posted on: Tue, 06 Aug 2013 01:28:46 +0000
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