It was a dark night when I booted up Chivalry, ready to terrorize a server with my mighty swings and talks about ham. My first stop was the Castle Anthrax, ready to dominate the leader boards and ruin peoples day. I started on a map that was inside a castle. It was relatively empty, so I ran out to the courtyard to see what was going on. Turns out half of the server picked the archer class, and they were lined up with their bows aimed at me. They didnt shoot though, its like they were waiting for me to reconsider, expecting that Id just turn away. Too bad for them they dont know me. By pressing the c key I initiated a battlecry as I zig zagged up the stairs, arrows whizzing past my helmet, and some being lodged into my stomach. This was a fight I wasnt coming out of, but I was determined to leave my mark. When I got up the stairs they scattered, and with one mighty swing they began to drop like things that drop. Arrows kept coming at me, but I didnt care. Soon all of them fell victim to my heavy sword. The sun shined down on me, and with my final breath I let out a victorious laugh before dropping to the ground. Im the best Chivalry player ever. If that ending was satisfying for you then stop reading, but if you want to hear what really happened then here you go. So I go up the stairs and swing my sword at this poor sap who couldnt get out of the way. Lucky for him my screen was red, and lag wasnt letting my computer go, so I ended up hitting the wall. I then tried to zig zag more but ran into a pillar and died after about fifty arrows stuck out of me. I am the best Chivalry player ever.
Posted on: Sat, 19 Oct 2013 21:54:53 +0000
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