It was unfortunate today that I learned I did not get the job I longed for at the shopping mall this year playing Santa for the kids. I am soooo sad. :( It seems I was blacklisted by the Santa Union with the lame excuse that I was too well-off, young, and skinny. They offered me a job of cleaning up Reindeer poop but I declined. ;) So, to help make a statement to the world (and to show those pseudo Santas what I think of them) IVE DECIDED TO SHAVE MY BEARD OFF! (Returning back to my smooth, youthful, and exuberant self!) Im sure many of you out there have noticed that women are always doing things with their hair and have a multitude of options to mix, match, and accessorize with they wear. I learned the hard way when shopping for my Burning Man experience, theres NOT a lot of variety in mens clothing and theres NOT a lot we can do with our hair! So I began thinking, What could I do to mix and match clothing with facial hair? Never one to miss an opportunity... and beginning soon... I will begin posting THE GREAT BEARD STRIP TEASE! Nowhere else on Facebook will you find such drama, excitement, and entertainment... so... STAY TUNED!
Posted on: Wed, 10 Dec 2014 03:34:54 +0000
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