Italian chocolate An Irishman and an Italian entered a chocolate store. As they were busy looking, the Irishman stole three chocolate bars. As they left the store, the Irishman said to the Italian, Man Im the best thief. I stole three chocolate bars and no one saw me. You cant beat that. The Italian said, You want to see something better? Lets go back to the shop and Ill show you real stealing. So they went to the counter and the Italian said to the shopkeeper, Do you want to see magic? The shopkeeper replied, Yes. The Italian said, Give me one chocolate bar. The shopkeeper gave him one, and he ate it. The Italian asked for a second bar, and he ate that as well. Then he asked for the third, and finished that one too. The shopkeeper asked, But wheres the magic? The Italian replied, Check in my friends pocket, and youll find all three chocolate bars.
Posted on: Tue, 05 Nov 2013 14:14:15 +0000
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