Its 0200 do u know where ur heat rash happens is? I do! Gd woman! I remember going through this exact pain before. I remember quit well telling this stubborn mule to torch,burn,incinerate these shorts. What does she do? Duh? Huh? What? Straightn up ur helmet dear its on crooked again. Here it is 0200 and instead of hearing crickets and frogs. A loud mother fn train. I understand brainless people need a slight warning u are a coming. Tooting 15 times this early in the morning. Would u like it on the side r straight up the a$$ pipe. U call it. I have the fire department already pulled up on my call screen. On touch and they will show. I have the wife going to try and make me her beef stew. Lord, the next wife I seek, if she is any wheres close to the one. May The Lord equip my heels with wings or a jet pack so I can get the f..... Out there. What was I thinking. We will see how the stew turns out. The medicine is kicking in. I fell as though my third leg has been removed from the turkey fryer. The wef may live to see another day. The shorts that caused all this, there in the garbage. If they appear again in my closet, lets just say after I soak them in gas and shove them In a certain hole dinner wont be the only thing a burning.
Posted on: Sun, 06 Jul 2014 07:17:26 +0000
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