Its Friday…I hope your weekend isn’t as lonely as Lance Armstrong’s testicle! Yes its time for the Friday Rant!! Well its Q&A Putin style this week where the oiled up leader gives his take on the world, answering questions whilst wrestling bears with one hand behind his back. He was however a little surprised when Ed Snowden callled in and asked if the Ruskies spied on their own citizens. Mr Putins reply was мой друг, вы уже побывали в Сибири зимой? (translate it people!!) Hmm....Ed, you may need some snow shoes buddy! It seems that a $3,000 bottle of Grange is a gift not worth remembering. NSW Premier Bazza OFarrell faced the WingNuts inquisition to catch out those nasty corrupt Labor eunuchs and got caught telling a lie. No, No, No said Bazza one day and the next a thank you note for the claret was produced by Commission. Doh! Bazza feel on his sword but still cant recall the wine. The irony here is that the first major casualties of the inquisition are on the WingNuts party!!! Seems the WingNut still has no idead how to use the strap-on! But all is not rosy in the Labor Party with the homophobic Joe Bullock and former colleague of the WingNut being elected to the Senate in front of the popular Lou Pratt. Here is a bell end who pissed on the Party, called his running mate a Lesbo and Labor still backed him. WHAT THE FARK IS GOING ON!!! Idiots!! Well hello Mr Barnett! I see you have decided to freeze WA government spending by stopping employment, hiring consultants and advertising to save some money. Well I guess you need to pay for Troy Buswells car repairs right? Idiot!!! Time for G(o)(o)gle!! Victoria’s Secret Angel Candice Swanepoel has posted her favourite pussy photo on Instagram and Miranda Kerr has released an Easter video! She is such a good egg!! Time for Sport! In the AwFL Mick and Caaaaaaaarlton have fallen to the Demons last week and are now 0hhh & 4. The Lygon St crew are leaderless and just plain shyte. They are so bad right now they have taken the heat of Richmond who are.... well Richmond! Next up for the Blues are the the Bulldogs who will win. How many losses can Mighty Mick take before the axe falls? Meanwhile the Weagles got cornholed and plucked by the Cats with Nic Nat continuing to underwhelm everyone except Weagles fans. The team formerly referred to as the Western Farce have emerged into the Western Force having won 5 in a row. Finals may be on the horizon for the Farce and heaven forbid, some credibility. In the USof A LFL the Jacksonville Breeze have (*)(*) and (_)_) the Baltimore Charm 27 -12 in the opening match. next up for the Breeze are the Omaha Heart who are lookin mighty fine!!!! Bubba Watson, the man who looks like he just walked in from the movie set of CaddyShack won his second green jacket in three years this week at Augusta. And congratulations to the Perth Wildcats who this week won their sixth title defeating the Radelaide 36ers in 3 games, becoming the most successful franchise in NBL history. Well enjoy your Easter and I hope all of you have a better Good friday than Jesus did! P.S. RIP Karpal Singh, a true patriot for equality and justice in Malaysia. sandhufridayrant.blogspot.au/
Posted on: Fri, 18 Apr 2014 04:46:53 +0000
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