Its Just My Job Ill stab you with scissors, Ill stab you with a fork, all because youre a two timing jerk. Ill shoot you with a rifle, Ill shoot you with a shotgun, you are all gonna die one by one. Ill beat you with a bat, Ill beat you with a stick, if it was long enough, Id beat you with my dick. Id choke you with my hands, Id choke you with my feet, if that doesnt work, I will repeat. Ill run you over with my car, Ill run you over with my truck, in the threads of my tires, youre flesh will get stuck. Ill poison your food, Ill poison your drink, then toss you in the ocean, till you sink. Ill bury you in the sand, Ill bury you in the dirt, whether at the beach or in the desert. Ill kill you cause I want to, Ill kill you cause I can, it doesnt matter if youre a woman or a man. Ill crush you with a rock, Ill crush you with a hammer, all because you dont use the proper grammar. Ill punch you in the face, Ill punch you in the balls, if that doesnt kill you, Ill use your skin for my dolls. Ill push you off a building, Ill push you off a cliff, if you land face first, I hope youre not stiff. Ill use a farmers pitchfork, Ill use a butchers cleaver, I guess you can call me an over achiever. Killing is my business and business is good, Im the god damn devil, so being better you should.
Posted on: Fri, 25 Oct 2013 06:35:21 +0000