Its SUNDAY...... I was thinking, there is something about a Sunday morning or afternoon that is so peaceful, so tranquil, so loving.... Take a moment to reflect on what youve been through this past year and how much youve progressed.....then let the peacefulness of today sink into your soul.... Peace - Rauha - Paix - Shalom - Pace - Vrede - Teknia Hutchs Funnies: Subject: Computer Term Dictionary State-of-the-art: Any computer you cant afford. Obsolete: Any computer you own. Microsecond: The time it takes for your state-of-the-art computer to become obsolete. MacBook Air: Apples Mac that makes you say, Gee, its three times faster than the computer I bought for the same price a microsecond ago. Syntax Error: Walking into a computer store and saying, Hi, I want to buy a computer and money is no object. Hard Drive: The sales technique employed by computer salesmen, especially after a Syntax Error. GUI (pronounced gooey): What your computer becomes after spilling your coke on it. Keyboard: The standard way to generate computer errors. Mouse: An advanced input device to make computer errors easier to generate. Portable Computer: A device invented to force businessmen to work at home, on vacation, and on business trips. Disk Crash: A typical computer response to any critical deadline. System Update: A quick method of trashing ALL of your software. 1. Make sure you or a loved one has scheduled your/her MAMMOGRAM. 2. Remember, MAKE A MEMORY TODAY AND SHARE IT. 3. Remember, Vestibular Exercise/DANCE for your Balance. 4. Remember, Regular Exercise for your Health. 5. Remember, Portion Control for your Life. 6. Remember, Social Well Being for your Happiness. Tip: Americans get an average of 3.5 ounces of seafood a week, but its recommended that we more than double that to 8 ounces a week. That would be 20%, or a fifth, of the recommended weekly amount of protein foods. To do this, we should substitute one serving of seafood for one serving of meat or poultry each week. Hope your Sunday is gentle....đź’“ .
Posted on: Sun, 21 Dec 2014 12:29:03 +0000
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