Its abundantly clear New Jerseys least favorite Rethugican governator Chris Christie is poising his plump self to run in the 2016 GOP Goat Rodeo, along with the ever crowding field of colleagues/rivals. And its amazing, isnt it? Hes the recently re-elected Big Goombah of the Garden State and the chairman of the Republican Governors Association, yet he magically has ample time to follow around his lifelong favorite NFL team... The Dallas Cowboys. Yes, thats right. The Plowboys. Not either the N.Y. Giants or the N.Y. Jets, who both take turns fumbling the football for some 60 minutes in East Rutherford, NJ, and not even the Philadelphia Eagles, the other NFL team southern Jerseyites follow, but Jerry Jones inane puppets. So there he was at the Detroit Lions-Cowboys NFC wildcard game, up in Mr. Jones plush owners box, getting all hyper-enthused about the just barely-by-the-skin-of-their-teeth victory over one of the Cowboys long standing rivals, and he goes for a high-five and then a hug and gets ... nothing but air. Jones is a proud Repugnant himself, and a big contributor to that putrid party (ANOTHER reason for me to absolutely HATE the Cowboys), but hes no masochist. Its one thing to invite the chair of the RGA to his box, but its quite another to embrace that bloated, bullying lost cause. Fourth and goal, Big Boy. Time to punt.
Posted on: Tue, 06 Jan 2015 22:54:29 +0000
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