Its everybodys favorite day: #TruthfulTuesday! Here are my truths of the day: All of my fingernails broke off after I returned from San Francisco and now they are all sad, ragged little nubs. I volunteered in my sons school library last week for two and a half hours and was EXHAUSTED by the time I finished, because walking around and bending down. Sometimes, when I pee after holding it for a reaaalllllly long time, its almost better than an orgasm. For real. My sister and her fiance got my son one of those talking Woody dolls from the movie Toy Story. He LOVES it. He seriously couldnt be happier. I, on the other hand, want to smash it against the wall every time it yells THERES A SNAKE IN MY BOOT! or YOURE MY FAVORITE DEPUTY! I know theres a wet load of laundry hanging out in the washer and I am doing absolutely nothing about it. ***** What are YOUR Tuesday Truths? Post in the comments!
Posted on: Tue, 23 Sep 2014 12:00:00 +0000
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