Its free donut day at work. Who picks these out? Whats with all of the bagels? I dont want a tasteless clump of rock hard dough thats been rolled in sawdust and herbs, I want to see snozzberries, whipped cream and sprinkles. I want a doughnut that makes a mess, like the cream filled, sugar glazed Bismark that Im eating. I dont want a damned bagel that I need a hacksaw to cut through and that requires 3 glasses of fluid to gum the damned thing down. I think that I need to be placed in charge of donut procurement from here on out. I think that the world would be a much better place if this were the case. As with all things in life, if youre going to commit dietary sin, go big or go home.
Posted on: Tue, 01 Apr 2014 15:28:54 +0000
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