Its getting close to Halloween... heres a little horror story to get you started! We usually avoid the Food Pyramid in Stillwater because we havent been overly pleased with their quality and cleanliness, but yesterday we needed to stop by the bank that is inside that store and we also needed a few supplies. One of the items I bought was a stick of deodorant. This morning after my shower Im about to put on deodorant and I look at my old stick and although there are probably enough scraps of product left to do the job I decide that rather than scrape my pits with the bottom of my old deodorant, Ill treat my pits to the pleasures of the new stick. Imagine my horror when, upon pulling the cap off of my new stick, I find some armpit hairs stuck to it. I call them armpit hair not because of exhausting research involving DNA and test tubes and stuff, but because the alternatives are to horrible to imagine. Being the frugal sort, I thought briefly about taking my pocket knife and cutting off the offending portion, but I ended up scraping my pits with the last remnants of my old stick. I willl NOT be returning to Food Pyramid in Stillwater.
Posted on: Wed, 17 Sep 2014 12:00:51 +0000