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Its just not my morning...I take a shower..kids have dropped the shampoo (no cap) onto the tub floor and it has spilled all out..so I guess I didnt need to wash my hair? Then I go to shave and the lil surrounding shave gel stuff falls off the shaver..like PLUNK brand new one dead..THEN I drop my Dirty Pussy amazing expensive soap at least 10 times (reminds me I cant ever go to jail) and it CRACKS... THEN I get out of the tub...grab the towel on the sink...go to dry my face and its like a snuggling a puppy..why is my towel itchy..I start sneezing and looking and DUNCAN has used that towel to shave over and then left it on the counter...so I was COVERED in lil afro hairs from head to toe and standing in a pile of them! FML! I need Dutch and I need it MEOW!
Posted on: Wed, 03 Sep 2014 18:24:50 +0000

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