Its now the season of trying to figure out which skirts wont ride - TopicsExpress



          

Its now the season of trying to figure out which skirts wont ride up my bum to flash traffic on Somerville and Mass Aves. Yesterday was a disaster. This mornings hike was paranoia-filled quick glances in every shop window. My father would say, wear pants. My friend Michael advises me to apply mini weights to different points at the skirts edge which seems like a fantastic idea but Im convinced this tip may be part of his plot to find (or build) a moat to push me into so he can watch gleefully as a body sinks into a slimy stout. Im resolved to wear my best knickers and hope for the best...unless someone has a better idea (no pants / no plots)? P.S. And The Kids are back in town this Thursday at the Lizard Lounge. https://youtube/watch?v=wTSwjDM18x4
Posted on: Tue, 21 Oct 2014 13:40:35 +0000

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