Its raining outside and ever since The Frankenpoop Foot Incident, my foot hurts every time it rains. In case you werent around last spring, let me catch you up: Frankenpoop Foot happened when I was sitting on the toilet too long reading and by the time I stood up my left leg/foot was so asleep that it was totally dead weight, so when I stood up it was like it was stuck in a cinder block. So I stood up on my right leg then used all my force to swing the left one into a walking motion but totally over swung it and it hit the door frame HARD, and I fell down. At that point I was laying on my bathroom floor with no pants on and a dead leg that weighed 1,000 pounds, so I crawled/dragged myself to the bedroom. Eventually the dead numbness of my leg started to wear off and I realized that I had severely injured my ankle by slamming it into the door frame. It swelled up about the size of my torso, but being the badass that I am, I still competed in the Mighty Mud Dash the next day. That wasnt a great idea, or so my Doctor said when I finally went in to see him 3 days later. Anyways... It now hurts when it rains. P.S. Im totally sitting on the toilet right now as I write this because I like to live on the edge and temp fate and hey, what are the chances I could possibly Frankenpoop Foot myself AGAIN?
Posted on: Sat, 10 May 2014 01:03:19 +0000