Its the 4th of July in America! The rest of the world can call you - TopicsExpress



          

Its the 4th of July in America! The rest of the world can call you fat, or lazy, and mock you as a nation, but you know who you are. Own it. Eat your deep fried Mars Bar covered Cheesecake filled with Miracle Whip. Mercah. Go ahead and sue that guy who broke your ribs while trying to save you from choking on a piece of Apple Pie covered in All American Cheddar Cheese, he shouldve been better at it. Mercah. You had states allow gay marriage before Canada did. Mercah. You have states legalize marijuana, when Canada will barely touch the subject. Mercah. You may have massive unemployment rates, and trillions in debt, but if Canada got invaded, you would have our backs. Mercah. When it comes down to it, you still live in one of the greatest gosh darn countries in the world. Happy Birthday America! Love, Matt Berry
Posted on: Sat, 05 Jul 2014 01:13:22 +0000

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