Its vacation time so we get some vacation jokes ....Smile pls. Three guys were fishing in a lake one day, when an angel appeared in the boat. When the three astonished men had settled down enough to speak, the first guy asked the angel humbly, Ive suffered from back pain ever since I took shrapnel in the Vietnam War ... Could you help me? Of course, the angel said, and when he touched the mans back, the man felt relief for the first time in years. The second guy who wore very thick glasses and had a hard time reading and driving. He asked if the angel could do anything about his poor eyesight. The angel smiled, removed the mans glasses and tossed them into the lake. When they hit the water, the mans eyes cleared and he could see everything distinctly. When the angel turned to the third guy, the guy put his hands out defensively -- Dont touch me! he cried, Im on a disability pension. ///// Two guys are out hunting deer. The first guy says, Did you see that? No, the second guy says. Well, a bald eagle just flew overhead, the first guy says. Oh, says the second guy. A couple of minutes later, The first guy says, Did you see that? See what? the second guy asks. Are you blind? There was a big, black bear walking on that hill, over there. Oh. A few minutes later the first guy says: Did you see that? By now, the second guy is getting aggravated, so he says, Yes, I did! And the first guy says: Then why did you step in it?
Posted on: Thu, 10 Jul 2014 13:41:28 +0000