“It’s Bush’s Fault” The popular media news series is held over for it’s sixth consecutive year. (Theme song now playing in back ground) Back by this administration’s constant necessity for deflection, we bring you another episode of “It’s Bush’s Fault” Let’s listen in on a recent Obama cabinet meeting. “Mr. President, we have some serious trouble here; racial unrest, protesting and rioting are all over the news. ISIS just cut the head of another journalist. We have no budget, we need another trillion dollar to pay the bills till next summer, and the debt hit 18 trillion, Japan and Italy are back in recession, and our labor participation rate is at its lowest point in 40 years. Not to mention your buddy the MIT professor Hans Gruber, who let the cat out of the bag about the fraud and deception involved in passing Obama care, is testifying on Capital Hill this Tuesday. In unison, all the democrats in DC cry “OH WHAT DO WE DO?” Then a voice from above, comes a voice we have heard many times before: Blame Bush. Obama speaks “Let’s blame Bush, that always works” “ Mr. president, you can’t play that card again, it’s not like the race card that has infinite numbers of play, the Bush card is all worn out” “NO it’s not, listen, we have spent 40 million on another investigation into the enhanced interrogation of our enemies, right? Well let’s release it on Tuesday, that way, it will distract everyone from Gruber and all of our other trouble” “Great work Mr. Obama.” As the camera fades, we see the Cabinet all-laughing at the great idea, and at the stupidity of the America public. Gruber was right. Thanks for tuning it, and please join us again for another episode of “It’s Bush’s Fault” Probably coming back really soon.
Posted on: Wed, 10 Dec 2014 15:50:39 +0000
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