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Ive Got Everything I Need ------ A Married Couple Is Driving Down The Highway Doing 80km/h. The Husband Is Behind The Wheel. His Wife Looks Over At Him And Says: Honey, I Know Weve Been Married For 15 Years, But, I Want A Divorce The Husband Says Nothing But Slowly Increases Speed To 100km/h. Wife Then Says: I Dont Want You To Try To Talk Me Out Of It, Because Ive Been Having An Affair With Your Best Friend, And Hes A Better Lover Than You Again The Husband Stays Quiet And Just Speeds Up As His Anger Increases. Wife: I Want The House Again The Husband Speeds Up, And Now Is Doing 120km/h. Wife: I Want The Kids Too The Husband Just Keeps Driving Faster, And Faster, Now Hes Up To 140km/h. Wife: I Want The Car, The Checking Account, And All The Credit Cards Too The Husband Slowly Starts To Veer Toward A Bridge Overpass Piling, As She Says: Is There Anything You Want? The Husband Says: No, Ive Got Everything I Need She Asks: Really! Whats That? The Husband Replies Just Before They Hit The Wall At 200km/h: Ive Got The Airbag. ---> For More MastJokes

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