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Ive always been grateful to the wonderful women whove been willing to date me the last seven years. 1. Startups Let’s start off with the one we can likely all agree on: Nightmare Startup Bros are nothing short of mutated fish that crawled out of a lake situated between a Brooks Brothers and a nuclear power plant. It’s like their gills haven’t fully transformed into lungs yet and if they aren’t constantly in a state of flopping around and aggressively telling you about their business model, they’ll die. I recently went out for a party that contained a certified Startup Bro who all but chewed through the wooden bar tables in an effort to get us to care about his monthly subscription plans (though I confess that his sockless loafer look was on point). Who could possibly date this? I would not wish these FitBit-wearing human Voss water bottles on anyone. thoughtcatalog/chelsea-fagan/2014/07/6-professions-that-produce-the-worst-boyfriends/
Posted on: Wed, 23 Jul 2014 23:58:25 +0000

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