Ive been crying from laughter for the past 30 minutes. Driving home, I see a younger kid riding a bicycle on the sidewalk with a bag of Chinese food hanging from the handlebars, across from him are two girls walking. The kid sees this and decides to lean back like a cholo, cock his hat a little more sideways, and take one hand off the bars (increasing his swag by 30%) but as he does this, he hits a dip in the concrete and begins to lose control, its a down hill battle as he shakes like hes caught in an earthquake, he eventually loses the war and does a front flip over the handlebars most Olympic gymnasts would revel in. As he flew through the air amidst madd mushu pork, brown rice and egg rolls with his ass-cheeks exposed from having his pants sagged, the last thing he heard was our reaction of AW SHIET right before he smacked the ground, ending all hope for coolness
Posted on: Thu, 18 Sep 2014 01:07:03 +0000
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