Ive said it once…and Ill say it again… F*** off EE!!! Been trying to ring me for weeks….finally succumbed to the call…. some pithy little creature trying to encourage me to advice him on whether theres anyone I know who could benefit from EEs sterling discounts…. ME: Absolutely not, sir….Im trying to compose music at the moment and I wouldnt want to sentence ANYONE else to the horrendous bills that EE haphazardly slap in their customers faces every month like a poorly seasoned haddock! PITHY CREATURE: Thats wonderful sir….thanks for your feedback. Perhaps I can waste 10 mins more of your time by listing the benefits of a tablet….maybe youd like to change from your iPhone?….a tablet offers everything a laptop can do…BUT WHEN YOURE OUT AND ABOUT….hows that sir? ME: Dont need two laptops you absolute tart…..when Im out and about Im working with musicians and making a career….little time available to sit in town watching Spirited Away! PITHY CREATURE: Thats wonderful sir….thanks for your feedback…clearly my tepid, watery persuasive devices went down like a sack of shit. …indeed. xxx
Posted on: Wed, 26 Mar 2014 12:42:35 +0000
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