Ive seen more than one thread about the judge foil lands that has gone like this: A JUDGE: Got my foil lands in the mail today! Im excited to [sell them/put them in a Commander deck/spend the GDP of the European Union to acquire more/etc] ---Comments-- COMMENTER 1: Sweet! Those look awesome. COMMENTER 2: Im looking for more, ill give you [incredible lowball offer] COMMENTER 3: [action] WOTC in its [location] for giving these foils out. Im a judge or maybe Im not but Im angry that rewards are distributed to everyone this way because [I hate nice things/I didnt get my address corrected/Mine came damaged and I apparently cant read instructions/Unfathomable stream of ridiculous words about how WOTC is screwing Commenter 3 in particular] COMMENTER 4: Seriously, Commenter 3. WOTC can go [action] itself vigorously. I hope that [high-level WOTC employee] contracts [debilitating condition]. COMMENTER 5: Commenters 4 and 3 dont go far enough! The [rude gerund] [rude and ignorant plural noun] at WOTC should experience [horrible and awful thing] until they have to [action] from their [location]! Im not sure what the lesson is here. Should WOTC stop giving us nice things? Should we stop celebrating nice things we get? Should we, in turn, [action] ourselves with a [surprising object]? Or should we just learn to ENJOY THINGS?
Posted on: Thu, 07 Aug 2014 18:54:09 +0000
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