I’m already looking forward to Halloween next month, so to help put you in a creepy mood you should check out Yeah!, the hit American single by an Usher (not specified as a church or theatre usher, just Usher) and his friends Little Jon and a Ludacris man. They visit the local pub “tryna get a lil’ V-I” which is I-V spelled backwards, perhaps? Either way, I think visiting this place in search of I-Vs signified that this must have been some sort of pub for sickly people because they were trying to “keep it down on the low key, ‘cause you know how it is.” A female, who must have been a dwarf or a midget because they refer to her as “Shorty”, was “spittin’ in my ear you would think that she knew me,” which must have made the “homies” worried about catching some disease considering where they were. I’d say it did make them worry because shortly afterword the “conversation got heavy, she had me feelin’ like she’s ready to blow!” He must mean blow chunks, as the kids used to say as slang for vomit…Little John was like, “Watch Out! Watch out!” This is where the story gets even stranger…I believe they all begin to suffer from some sort of group delirium from this moment on because right after the midget nearly vomits she says, “come get me! Come get me!” so the Usher “got up and followed her to the floor.” (This is a truly snide comment by the Usher because we already know that this “Shorty” or short person is closer to the floor than ‘normal folk’.) Then, when she beckons him, “Baby, let’s go” that’s when he tells her….”yeah.” This is where I believe the dementia truly sets in because then the Usher says that “Shorty got down low and said come and get me.” Is she running away? Isnt he right there? Perhaps they’re playing tag and she doesnt understand the rules of the game. Either way he repeats again, “Yeah.” But then he says that he “got so caught up I forgot she told me,” again with the dementia, so he says, “Yeah.” The true depth of this tale is revealed when the Usher tells us that this “short person” used to be “the best of homies” with his “girl.”, unfortunately the next time he says “Yeah” it pushes this poor short woman over the edge at last because he says that “Next thing I knew she was all up on me screaming, YEAH! YEAH! YEAH! YEAH...” Over and over and over again! Can you imagine the horror of a strange midget, on the verge of vomiting, spitting in your ear and then jumping all up on you screaming “YEAH!!!”? This song chills me to the bone worse than anything Edgar Allen Poe ever penned. I keep hearing those words, screamed in my nightmares…YEAH! YEAH! YEAH! I should stop here and let you listen to the rest of the song for yourself….my hands are shaking just writing about it. I have posted the link.....
Posted on: Thu, 18 Sep 2014 02:21:18 +0000
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