I’m mad at mama. Last night she said to me.. “Hey little buddy, if you wanna see the ladies tomorrow you have to have a bath.” So I got a bath and my fur was soft, my fur was really white, I smelled killer and I even got my weiner wet in the water, but did I get to see the ladies toady? NO!!! Buddy and I hit the road to Upper Iowa University so he could get a free flu shot, and then after that I was planning on seeing the ladies, including my blonde Russian mail order bride Jenni Hashman….. She wants me, I just know it. Mama said I couldn’t see them today and I was sad. I looked, and looked, and even stared at the building hoping she would see me, but nope. Mama jumped out of the truck and sent me and buddy on our way. I think she might be embarrassed that I’m better looking than buddy, I dunno. I might go pee on her pillow and blame it on buddy. Shhhhh, don’t tell him though. He doesn’t look at my page, so he will never know. ARCHIE OUT
Posted on: Mon, 14 Oct 2013 19:16:08 +0000