JACK DANIELS was found dead 2day by JOHNNY WALKER at SAVANNAH street near CASTLE in RED SQUARE centre. His wife HENNESY & their two sons HANSA & AMSTEL have been crying under an AMARULA tree since then. Mr HEINEKEN thinks he was killed by HUNTERS who shot him with a STRONG BOW. His FOUR COUSINS confirmed he was coming from club J&B in MELLOW WOOD on 4TH STREET. It appears that he had an affair with Mr HUNTERS wife SARITA. She also feared 4 her life & moved to NEDENBERG. CAPTAIN MORGAN is still investigating this case but evidence points that Mr J.C le ROUX is also a suspect. The funeral will be at KLIPDRIFT & performed by pastor FISH EAGLE as soon as the church BELLS ring tomorrow. We hope JAMESON & his wife NAMAQUA will arrive on time. They have to fly over TWO OCEANS to get here. #Good_Night :v :v
Posted on: Wed, 23 Jul 2014 19:15:34 +0000
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