JACK DANIELS was found dead 2day by JOHNNY WALKER at SAVANNAH street near CASTLE in RED SQUARE centre.His wife HENNESY & their two sons HANSA & AMSTEL have been crying under an AMARULA tree since then.Mr HEINEKEN thinks he was killed by HUNTERS who shot him with a STRONG BOW.His FOUR COUSINS confirmed he was coming from club J&B in MELLOW WOOD on 4TH STREET.It appears that he had an affair with Mr HUNTERS wife SARITA.She also feared 4 her life & moved 2 NEDENBERG. CAPTAIN MORGAN is still investigating this case but evidence points that Mr J.C le ROUX is also a suspect.The funeral will be at KLIPDRIFT & performed by pastor FISH EAGLE as soon as the church BELLS ring 2moro.We hope JAMESON & his wife NAMAQUA will arrive on time.They have to fly over TWO OCEANS to get here.
Posted on: Wed, 07 Aug 2013 14:04:22 +0000
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