JEWISH MOTHER The year is 2020 and the United States has elected the first woman as well as the first Jewish president, Susan Goldfarb. She calls up her mother a few weeks after Election Day and says, So, Mom, I assume youll be coming to my inauguration? I dont think so. Its a ten hour drive, your father isnt as young as he used to be, and my arthritis is acting up again. Dont worry about it Mom, Ill send Air Force One to pick you up and take you home.. And a limousine will pick you up at your door. I dont know. Everybody will be so fancy-schmantzy, what on earth would I wear? Susan replies, Ill make sure you have a wonderful gown custom-made by the best designer in New York . Honey, Mom complains, you know I cant eat those rich foods you and your friends like to eat. The President-to-be responds, Dont worry Mom. The entire affair is going to be handled by the best caterer in New York ; kosher all the way. Mom, I really want you to come. So Mom reluctantly agrees and on January 20, 2021, Susan Goldfarb is being sworn in as President of the United States . In the front row sits the new Presidents mother, who leans over to a senator sitting next to her and says, You see that woman over there with her hand on the Torah, becoming President of the United States ?? The Senator whispers back, Yes, I do. Mom says proudly, Her brother plays for Alabama.
Posted on: Tue, 21 Oct 2014 15:22:33 +0000
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